September 10, 2011

Agoraphobes have it better.

I need to stop running into people high that I never want to run into sober.

This is largely a problem in Mid Levels, given that you can't walk the stretch of two blocks without running into someone you know.

Enshrined in this law of awkward dealings, you will always encounter people you've hooked up with once, old professors that were never quite right, or those people you kind-of-sort-of know and think they're complete tools so you just choose to avoid at all costs. Instead of, well, like, your friends. All the time.

And it's all the weirder running into them when you're stoned off your ass waiting in line at Watson's with a bottle of Robitussin that screams recreational purposes and a tube of Preparation H.