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It's a departure.
November 11, 2011
November 6, 2011
And finally,
just before I step out of good Kongers, I'd like to tell everyone from Stanley to Sheung Shui: thank god you're here.
November 5, 2011
Well, why not?
For all of our patient fans, TIME OUT BURMA is finally here! Our first issue presents to our famously fabulous readers:
1) The top 10 most sinuous and scintillating rivers to plan your impromptu escape route!
2) How Aung San Suu Kyi took fashion tips from sultry Singapore sex-symbol Michelle Yeoh (and without even leaving the house)!
3) We're putting the 'E' in Emergency Evacuation! That's right folks, it's time for a Rangoon drug poll! Make sure to fill out our web form (accessible tomorrow from 22:23:57 - 22:23:59) and tell us your thoughts!
4) We hit the streets and find the most coveted clandestine camo-shops for you to gear up and dodge those junta bullets. The only ones hitting you this fashion season will be strays!
IN STORES TOMORROW!
1) The top 10 most sinuous and scintillating rivers to plan your impromptu escape route!
2) How Aung San Suu Kyi took fashion tips from sultry Singapore sex-symbol Michelle Yeoh (and without even leaving the house)!
3) We're putting the 'E' in Emergency Evacuation! That's right folks, it's time for a Rangoon drug poll! Make sure to fill out our web form (accessible tomorrow from 22:23:57 - 22:23:59) and tell us your thoughts!
4) We hit the streets and find the most coveted clandestine camo-shops for you to gear up and dodge those junta bullets. The only ones hitting you this fashion season will be strays!
IN STORES TOMORROW!
November 4, 2011
I can't believe it,
but, it's goodbye Hong Kong.
If you ever read this blog
a)I'm sorry you were subjected to that;
b)and, it might continue, just based in the next location. That would be contingent on computer/Internet access, cross your fingers.
I will not miss the weird clockwork rush of alien-like suit people on the daily grind who don't move right and continuously step on the back of my sandals (which usually leads to me swearing out loud, which usually makes the general public wonder if I'm a schizo).
I definitely won't miss what my friends and I have repeatedly dubbed "fabulousity." Stop forcing it, people.
I will, however, miss a shit-ton about Kongers. Namely,
The MO lobby; beer flooded dai pai dong; walking home at any time of night and never worrying about crime; junks, junks, and more junks; the fact that you can actually hail a bus and my subsequent obsession with mini buses; my ghetto balcony that's gone from a dinner hang-out to an outdoor beer pong room; people named Rainbow; and, of course,
the normal people here who really are the best people in the world.
If you ever read this blog
a)I'm sorry you were subjected to that;
b)and, it might continue, just based in the next location. That would be contingent on computer/Internet access, cross your fingers.
I will not miss the weird clockwork rush of alien-like suit people on the daily grind who don't move right and continuously step on the back of my sandals (which usually leads to me swearing out loud, which usually makes the general public wonder if I'm a schizo).
I definitely won't miss what my friends and I have repeatedly dubbed "fabulousity." Stop forcing it, people.
I will, however, miss a shit-ton about Kongers. Namely,
The MO lobby; beer flooded dai pai dong; walking home at any time of night and never worrying about crime; junks, junks, and more junks; the fact that you can actually hail a bus and my subsequent obsession with mini buses; my ghetto balcony that's gone from a dinner hang-out to an outdoor beer pong room; people named Rainbow; and, of course,
the normal people here who really are the best people in the world.
November 1, 2011
QANTAS.
With QANTAS in the HK news lately, I have to admit I'm not thinking about the strike or the struggle. Actually, all I can think about is that episode of Summer Heights High when Ja'mie King (a genius Chris Lilley at 2:20) tells Bec that QANTAS is doing some good deals on one-way tickets to China.
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